K.C. Winkler
Nude

She might not be related to the Fonz, but K.C. Winkler is one fine piece of Ayyyy! How did the frosty-haired sex kitten from Ontario come to inhabit such a bodaciously flab-free and fabulous body? The answer is that she spent years as “Body by Jake” Steinfeld‘s primary prop and shimmying shill. An infomercial does no good without ab-crunching K.C. dripping sex appeal like sweat in her skimpy, clinging workout togs as she demonstrates the bun-tightening, tummy-defining, rack-stretching techniques of the Body by Jake regimen. Is it exercise that Jake is selling, or sexercise? No such confusion exists in K.C.’s two best sexploitation stints. Her film debut, H.O.T.S. (1979) is a basic excuse for well-hung ladies to flail their dangling chest parts, with the backdrop of a wild sorority being the excuse. At one point in the movie, all the sorority girls are tanning topless, when some wacko in a hot air balloon sprays them with cream. What a suggestive metaphor. Wink, wink. Winkler. Then we see some frat boy meathead sucking her toes in his shaggin wagon. In both scenes K.C’s tasties have us pledging beta beta fappa. An even better and bouncier view came in The Happy Hooker Goes to Hollywood (1980). In that one, we see her doing some reverse cowgirl, with a man pretending to be a cowboy and whipping her while she rides. Yee-hard! Then we see her playing some pool topless. Cue our balls swelling. We got some bikini shots when she played Thumper in The Fall Guy, but K.C. was better known as an assistant on The New High Rollers alongside Wink Martindale. K.C. provided some arm candy alongside John Candy in Armed and Dangerous (1986), but left acting after 1990’s Diggin’ Up Business. We’re in the business of diggin up skin scenes, so we’ll be on the lookout for any hidden gem shots of them from Miss Winkler.